Hahahaha I can't stop laughing at this JOKE!!!

Akpos got admitted into my village school, Atabala Grammar School. The best school in my village. On his first day in the school, an Inspector of Education came visiting. Yes those days we had Inspectors of Education visit schools to check what is happening! Good old days!!

The Christian Religion Studies (CRS) teacher was in class telling the students the story of DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the Principal and the Inspector heading
towards the class. In those days, teachers feared Principals and Inspectors! Not like these days!!

The old and forgetful CRS teacher in panic wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. When they entered the class,

Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, I can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of Genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.


Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?.
Akpos: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Itoro, I
didn't kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a Christian, I don't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking about. Sir, is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok, Teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel?
Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will I be showing to my students if I kill a person?.


Inspector (disappointedly turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to
tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office, didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, I did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?.
Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could I have killed Abel? What class is he in sef? But why are you asking me? Where is the proof that I did?. Please don't accuse me ooo. These children will kill somebody and they will be denying!! One of you should own up ooo! Bad children!!!

The whole class stood up and swore that none of them killed Abel!!

The Inspector has not recovered since!!! Lol!