Hahahaha I can't stop laughing at this JOKE!!!

Akpos got admitted into my village school, Atabala Grammar School. The best school in my village. On his first day in the school, an Inspector of Education came visiting. Yes those days we had Inspectors of Education visit schools to check what is happening! Good old days!!

The Christian Religion Studies (CRS) teacher was in class telling the students the story of DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the Principal and the Inspector heading
towards the class. In those days, teachers feared Principals and Inspectors! Not like these days!!

The old and forgetful CRS teacher in panic wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. When they entered the class,

Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, I can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of Genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.


Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?.
Akpos: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Itoro, I
didn't kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a Christian, I don't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking about. Sir, is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok, Teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel?
Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will I be showing to my students if I kill a person?.


Inspector (disappointedly turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to
tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office, didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, I did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?.
Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could I have killed Abel? What class is he in sef? But why are you asking me? Where is the proof that I did?. Please don't accuse me ooo. These children will kill somebody and they will be denying!! One of you should own up ooo! Bad children!!!

The whole class stood up and swore that none of them killed Abel!!

The Inspector has not recovered since!!! Lol!

What if you can roll up your TV like a newspaper? LG has made it possible.

Wow!!! very soon wide screen TV's will be so potable that you can fold and pocket one...

At this week's CES technology expo, LG is one of many TV makers to show off an impressive lineup of super-duper-high-definition TVs. But there's one thing that separates LG from the competition. You can roll up one of LG's TVs like a newspaper.
The 18-inch display is just one of the concept designs LG will be unveiling, as it attempts to predict the future of television screens. Also on display will be a 55-inch TV that is as thin as a piece of paper and a 65-inch "extreme-curve" set of TVs that bend inwards and outwards.
None of these TV will be sold this year -- and it's possible they may never hit stores. It's also not totally clear why you'd want to roll up or bend your TV.
Like automakers' "concept cars," LG's TVs are meant to show off what's possible, even if it's not yet marketable, affordable or able to be mass-produced for customers. But some elements of LG's creations may come to your next television screen.
TV makers continue to up the ante, developing ultra-high definition televisions that produce richer pictures, virtually unnoticeable bezels and thinner profiles. But those TVs are becoming virtually indistinguishable from one another.
It's concepts like LG's that may one day push the industry forward into new markets and technologies it hasn't yet considered.

cnn.com

Twitter to dump its 140 character limit.

The company is said to be looking to lift the character limit to 10,000 by the end of this quarter, according to Re/Code.
Twitter founder and CEO Jack Dorsey took to Twitter (TWTR, Tech30) Tuesday afternoon to neither confirm nor deny the report.
He posted a Twitter photo of his statement (so he could get around the platform's current limitations).
The 140 character limit has "become a beautiful constraint," wrote Dorsey. "It inspires creativity and brevity ... We will never lose that feeling."
But Dorsey reiterated that Twitter wasn't born with the character restriction, it was added in Twitter's early days so that text could fit in a single SMS message.
Dorsey said user behavior makes it clear that people might enjoy the ability to expand on their thoughts.
"We see [people] taking screenshots of text and tweeting it. Instead, what if that text ... was actually text?" he said. "We're not going to be shy about building more utility and power into Twitter for people."
This would just be Twitter's latest change to make its product more user-friendly.
Dorsey introduced Moments -- an alternative lens for casual users -- in October just one day after he was renamed CEO of the company. Twitter also extended its 140 character limit in private messages, as well as introduced a display of "while you were away" tweets.
Would a 10,000 character limit mean an end to long strings of numbered tweets -- known as "tweetstorms"?
Not so. "I love tweetstorms! Those won't go away," said Dorsey.

Source: CNN